Ellie's Brain

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Month: January 2026

  • 1/13/24 “I’m so proud of you,” my high school friend, Bella, said through tears as they squeezed me tight and lifted me a few inches off the ground. I couldn’t help it; I cried a little too.  I had just graduated college, one and a half years earlier than the rest of my class. This…

  • At my old public pool, it was well known amongst me and my friends that if one of us had to pee, we would be doing so on the big blue slide. For some reason, it seemed far more sanitary to slide down alongside our piss rather than let it out in the middle of…